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I saw a woman once; at a marketplace, part of a crowd that bustled and hustled with such passionate intent. Yet she stood out of the noise, ever so faintly, and with such momentous clarity. In that boisterous commotion that merged detail with everything else around it, creating a humdrum situation that is hardly worth [...]
January 1st, 2010 | Posted in Life Teachings | 6 Comments
A story tells of a merchant in a small town who had identical twin sons. The boys worked for their father in the department store he owned and, when he died, they took over the store.
Everything went well until the day a twenty-dollar bill disappeared. One of the brothers had left the bill on the [...]
November 20th, 2009 | Posted in Life Teachings | No Comments
“Do all the gud u can
By all the means u can
In all the ways u can
And in all the places u can
At all the times u can
To all the people u can
As long as u ever can”
Greatness is measured in tearms of service not status,no special talent or gift is required,all u need to have [...]
November 19th, 2009 | Posted in General Life, Life Teachings | No Comments
To realize The value of a sister:
Ask someone Who doesn’t have one.
To realize The value of ten years:
Ask a newly Divorced couple.
To realize The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize The value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.
To realize The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth [...]
November 18th, 2009 | Posted in Life Teachings | No Comments
Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, if they be events, illnesses or relationships, life would be like a smoothly paved, [...]
November 18th, 2009 | Posted in Life Teachings | No Comments
A son and his father were walking in the mountains. Suddenly, the son falls, hurts himself and screams: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating somewhere in the mountain: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
Curious, he yells: “Who are you?”
He receives the answer: “Who are you?”
Angered at the response, he screams: “Coward!”
He receives the answer: “Coward!”
He looks to his [...]
November 18th, 2009 | Posted in Life Teachings | 3 Comments
Happiness = Health + Wealth + Good Relationships
Health = Exercise + Diet + Sleep
Exercise = High Intensity Resistance Training + Sports + Rest
Diet = Natural Foods + Intermittent Fasting + Plants
Sleep = No alarms + 8-9 hours + Circadian Rhythms
Wealth = Income + Wealth * (Return on Investment)
Income = Accountability + Leverage + Specific Knowledge
Accountability [...]
November 18th, 2009 | Posted in Life Teachings | No Comments
Lesson 1
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let [...]
November 18th, 2009 | Posted in Life Teachings | 3 Comments
Kamau ( a Genius from Mt Kenya ) wanted to have a quick one with a hot girl, Nafula, in his office but she belonged to someone else. One day he got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, ‘I’ll give you a 1,000 shillings if you let me have a quick [...]
November 18th, 2009 | Posted in Life Teachings | No Comments
While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up stone
and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the
child’s hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using
a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to
multiple fractures. When [...]
November 18th, 2009 | Posted in Life Teachings | 9 Comments